12 3 / 2014

12 3 / 2014

traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

(via fearlessleyfearless)

12 3 / 2014

last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

(via sindielissexy)

12 3 / 2014

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(Source: polycrypt, via oneragamuffinplease)

12 3 / 2014

theoldaeroplane:

pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”

(via oneragamuffinplease)

12 3 / 2014

swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary

(via seasighing)

12 3 / 2014

12 3 / 2014

gotham-knights:

This really impacted me as a kid

(Source: rouxx, via oneragamuffinplease)

12 3 / 2014

2-spook:

Just in case

(via oneragamuffinplease)

12 3 / 2014

flawfilled:

RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.

I didn’t even try to scroll past this

(Source: andiwillshowyouselfdestruction, via oneragamuffinplease)